Like Calls To Like

noodlesevenkedi:

thewannabeee:

some-kind-of-bad-pun:

thewannabeee:

- Honey is mostly sugar (WoW!) it is 80% sugar and 20% water (double WoW!)

- There are over 20,000 species of bees, but only 4 make HONEY

-Honey is the ONLY food that contains all the substances you need to survive (Including WATER)

-Children under the age of 1 should not eat honey… why? because sometimes it contains bad stuff called botulism and can cause them to get botulism poisoning (that sucks, even infants should taste the deliciousness that is honey)

-Honey will crystallize under optimum temperatures (this has a lot to do with how you store it)

-Bees produce honey to eat during the winter when there are no flowers and no nectar for them.

-A honeybee would only need an ounce of honey to be able to fuel a flight around the world (this makes for a very cultural bee!)

-A typical beehive can make up to 400 pounds of honey a year! (Wowza!)

This reads like it was written by a bee and I’m 100% here for it

This is singlehandedly THE BEST compliment I have ever received :)

(via lavender-lunar-witch)

mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

(via allteeensrelate)

liberalsarecool:

Attacking the character of teachers is despicable. The disrespect is all too common.

(via dragonprincessmew)

oneheadtoanother:

(via spongebobssquarepants)

tlirsgender:

I think it’d be really funny if you could be honest when applying for jobs though. Like hi I’m so fucking autistic. I hate standing up for long periods of time and I don’t work well in groups. I resent your establishment and all it stands for but I need money to live. Hire me please god hire me I can’t keep living with my parents. Because I’m transgender. Okay fuck you email me back. God bless

(via feralvegaspete)

digitaldiscipline:

yournewfriendshouse:

blackgirlsreverything:

a lot of people in the r/antiwork have renamed it ‘acting your wage’ which is an excellent way to frame it

(via dragonprincessmew)

azzehkarla:

My toxic trait is that I truly believe I could win a fight against anybody if I was mad enough. U might have the strength and size but I have pure, unfiltered rage.

(via newathens)

courtnashe:

thornylocust:

chalkboardchelsea:

1-800-blurambles:

katco-cereal:

goldturnedgray:

cosmic-aria:

lastvalyrian:

People are always talking about making John Green say “I love cocks” when it comes to having fun with tumblr’s ability to edit everyone’s posts but that one post where that person was saying fuckers and it got repeatedly edited to fudgers and meaners was 10000% funnier

This one?:

#none of this reaches the level of one time when staff made a post about a website update #and someone deleted the whole post and instead wrote #Were Deleting This Website Sayonara You Weeaboo Shits #i think about that literally every day its been ten years #every night i think to myself Sayonara you weeaboo shits (@cryptovocel) 

here u go 

choclay ornage is also pretty high up there

this is one of my favorites for sure

Back when this site truly was lawless.

(via howelljenkins)

dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou:

g4l-p4ls:

netflix can absolutely eat my ass. i’m so fucking tired of them giving sapphic shows a budget of 4 dollars and then them cancelling it because “not enough people finished watching” when the show had 30 MILLION views the first week and stayed top 5 despite huge shows dropping at the same time. fuck netflix and fuck their fake “representation matters” bullshit

Me @ the entire First Kill team:

Originally posted by kylos

Me @ Netflix:

Originally posted by kylos

(via skateboardingpunks)

moved2honeybumbleebee-deactivat:

i open Tumblr

12 of you are posting hardcore anal

7 are in their cottagecore era

and the rest are sadposting

sometimes there are dogs

morduslerde-deactivated20230415:

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billiewena:

okay judgemental free zone here because I’m genuinely curious: how much of supernatural have y'all ACTUALLY watched

(via lucid-crow)

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

gay is in fact the gender that i want people to percieve me as

i want people to look at me and go ‘oh i have no idea what you are but you’re definitely a homosexual’

(via lucid-crow)